B---...godmother of our underground mafia, Operation Bookstore---so far we have scored gazillions of gel pens and cheap Staedler erasers---just for the heck of it. She comes to class in dark sunglasses, with a Defect Marijuana postman bag flung around her body like a limp boa. The girlfriend-for-eternity of Billy Joe "Deck" Crawford. Down to earth. Cracks me up. 1% Low. 99% High.

"Ahoy Friend. Pirate. Dirty Dog. She's back." ~Boo Boo from Down at the Dinghy, Nine Stories by JD Salinger.