Things to do when you are very bored out of your screaming noggin:
1. Finish the meatloaf hors d'oeuvres in a free taste stall of a grocery. After you're done pigging out, tell the sales girl their meatloaf taste like peppered cardboard.
2. Visit the U.S. Embassy for a tourist VISA application. Wear a shirt that says: Will intern for Zarqawi for crack.
3. Sue Bonnie Tyler for her song Total Eclipse of the Heart. Have the United Nations declare it a biological warfare weapon.
4. Have a Discipline Officer chase you around.
5. Make a random prank call to some schmuck in Tijuana. Tell him that from your car window you can spot Cannabis growing in his garden pots and you are about to alert the police.
1. Finish the meatloaf hors d'oeuvres in a free taste stall of a grocery. After you're done pigging out, tell the sales girl their meatloaf taste like peppered cardboard.
2. Visit the U.S. Embassy for a tourist VISA application. Wear a shirt that says: Will intern for Zarqawi for crack.
3. Sue Bonnie Tyler for her song Total Eclipse of the Heart. Have the United Nations declare it a biological warfare weapon.
4. Have a Discipline Officer chase you around.
5. Make a random prank call to some schmuck in Tijuana. Tell him that from your car window you can spot Cannabis growing in his garden pots and you are about to alert the police.
posted by Louella at 2:55 AM
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