I was so ill last weekend that I started hallucinating. The white mug resting on top of my dresser began to morph into David Draiman's face (the band Disturbed's frontman). Why he? I would have appreciated it more if it was Chad Kroeger's .But I surmise that if that happened, I would have mistaken Chad for Jesus Christ and proclaim myself a visionary. Then, my parents will start really believing that I am a delusional loon.



But I am!



Chad Kroeger. Jesus Christ's reincarnation. Scary.


(...at the back of my head, I could hear the dead nun directress from my old catholic elementary school chanting, "Blasphemy, blasphemy, blasphemy...")

I can't believe they included Chad in the site "1000 People More Annoying Than Mick Hucknall" (Mick of Simply Red.) One person said that Chad resembles a German Porn Star.


People who watch German Porn aggaravates me.