Sunday, September 10, 2006


For ORALCOM class (Oral Communications, you perverted dandelionhead), we were asked to prepare our own five-minute demonstration on how to do elementary things like turning toilet paper into an International 806 yacht to something as complex as planning a terroristic offensive using McGyver's orange juice-fuel mix sealed in a condiment bottle.

For my how-to demo, I decided on an instructional presentation on how to make paperchain people.

Evil Lou Lou: I learned this craft while I was serving time at a mental institution.
Mr.Professor: My God, really?...
---silence---
Evil Lou Lou: I'm joking.

I am not sure if RobbieX came to class when this happened. Perhaps he did but was sitting motionless in his armchair imagining fuchsia octopuses in rhinestone tutus.

2 Comments:

Blogger Rey said...

"imagining fuchsia octopuses in rhinestone tutus"
... I guess this will surely qualify for Foster's home of imaginary friends. :)

Witty crisp thoughts by the way (err... i wasn't talking about the suschia octopus by the way).

3:31 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

International 806 yacht to something as complex as planning a terroristic offensive using McGyver's orange juice-fuel mix sealed in a condiment bottle
fuchsia octopuses in rhinestone tutus

good one.
you have a very rich imagination.

12:21 PM  

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