Midterm week sucks monkey balls especially when, while you're in class, you have a crew of creeps from geekland who spout incomprehensible babbles about the cheat exploits of Diablo II:

Geek I: I used to do Pindlebot and D2jsp before the 1.11b patch came up...Pare, astig, if you want to bot Andariel. But Warden fucked it all up.
Geek II: I'd rather do Mousepad's MH than Easyplay. But, of course, with Blizzard, we're doomed.
Geek I: What about Blizzard?
Geek II: The users, basically, have the option to play on the ladder which is a relatively clean economy separate from the old corrupted realms, and is kept so by the periodic wipes. Fuck this midterm exam...makes me want to cream this professor's face all the more...may Boy Bawang ka pa?

At the back of my fuming skull, I was plotting an imaginary scenario--a geek's most un-missed memory--highschool hallways:

Hotshots playing Beckham with a geek's Bioman lunchbox down the hallway.

I am vicious.

Anyway, for fifteen years, a geek in the persona of Gates, is king of the world. And still counting...

I'm running for cover.