For ORALCOM class (Oral Communications, you perverted dandelionhead), we were asked to prepare our own five-minute demonstration on how to do elementary things like turning toilet paper into an International 806 yacht to something as complex as planning a terroristic offensive using McGyver's orange juice-fuel mix sealed in a condiment bottle.

For my how-to demo, I decided on an instructional presentation on how to make paperchain people.

Evil Lou Lou: I learned this craft while I was serving time at a mental institution.
Mr.Professor: My God, really?...
---silence---
Evil Lou Lou: I'm joking.

I am not sure if RobbieX came to class when this happened. Perhaps he did but was sitting motionless in his armchair imagining fuchsia octopuses in rhinestone tutus.